Devon

Devon serves as the assistant groundskeeper for the Story compound and lives in a shed on the property owned by a wasp.

His daughter, Kaylee, drowned in an in-ground pool while he watched Ice Bucket Challenge videos on Facebook. His wife left him in disgust. Devon raised no money for ALS.

Devon has died many times.

Devon is the source of the first Story Schism. Despite being loathed by the Story clergy, he has found a fierce following among Story congregants. Other, more loyal, congregants have claimed that to admire one whom is so clearly despised by the Story will only bring the Story's wrath upon themselves. Devon has had sexual relations with a dolphin.