Cro-Croa

Cro-Croa is an addictive chemical drink, enjoyed boiling hot in a Cro-Croa mug. Ingredients include but are not limited to, Menthol, Nicotine, Caffeine, 4-methylimidazole, Elder Greases (post corporate collapse), Giant Worm Secretions (pre corporate collapse [ needs expansion ])

Cro-Croa is mentioned regularly throughout the show. Production and distribution of Cro-Croa is a main source of income for the Church.

The Church currently holds the Cro-Croa secret formula. At one point, this formula was stolen by Corey Trusting in a betrayal of the Church.

Before collapse, Cro-Croa as a corporation existed as a competitor to Prepsi.