List of Stories

Stories!


 * 1) "A Man For The Woman," from Little Tad Taster
 * 2) Saint Cheeseboy Cheesegrease, "A Cowboy's Story," from Dripping Drips, Two Sniffs, and the Puss Boy True
 * 3) "An Audience with the Queen," from Songs of Debauchery
 * 4) "A Perfect Vessel," from Letter from Hernia Porterhouse to the Grim Grim Greams
 * 5) "Super Value Menu," from Letter from Saint Rip Roaring Dad Scream to the Two Feet Grin Boys
 * 6) "Mommy's Little Tipper," from Epistle from Scab Grabber Bishop to the Ones Who Are Always Looking For Freshness
 * 7) Sweetfrog Yellownails, "You May Eat Me," from The Greasy Swamp of Desire
 * 8) "The Stink War - Guest Preacher Jackie Zebrowski," from Letter from King Grease to the First Shit Colony
 * 9) "A Lapse In Nature's Judgement," from The Book of Scrambles and The Book of Blood Logs
 * 10) "The First Sermon of Cardinal Larson" from the Archdiocese of the Seven Trusted Greases
 * 11) "The Father, The Mother," from Epistle from Don't Lick Gregory to the Horny, Horny Little Boy Girl Club
 * 12) "Mercy and Condemnation," from Epistle from Saint Peters to Fuck Fuck
 * 13) Brokeback Ryan, "For A Moment, I Had A Friend," from The Final Letter
 * 14) "Goop In The Evening - Guest Preacher Danny Tamberelli," from Letter from Boo T. Pajamatwins to the Council of Era'McCoocoo Booboo
 * 15) Barnum and Cheese Boy, "The Grand Circus," from The Hidden Book of Two Thoughts that Three Men Shouldn't Have
 * 16) "An End To Loneliness," from Epistle from Tuggy Tug Tuff Boat to The Ones Who Are Always Looking At The Children
 * 17) Ornkling Hoffer Snifflehoff, "The Veteran," from Book of Cowards
 * 18) "The Mother Of Nature - Guest Preacher Jackie Zebrowski," from Gentle Book of Red Rub Rubs
 * 19) Dadrunner Nottoofast, "The Disgusting Man," from Book of Seven Crooked Grins
 * 20) "The Grease Of Our Elders," from Letter from Wormy McPriesthands to the Congregation of Thy Bountiful, Dutiful, Loving Touches
 * 21) "The Second Sermon of Cardinal Larson," from the Archdiocese of the Seven Trusted Greases
 * 22) "Petitions To The Darkness," from Letter from Hair Pit to Tube Stick
 * 23) Stench Rubbers, "When Dominoes Pizza Let A Teen Die - Guest Preacher Holden McNeely," from Gospel of Hugging
 * 24) Clipplinghands Greasythoughts, "More More More More More Short Stories," from Book of Less: Documentation of Wants of the Seventh Man
 * 25) Mank Gringle Tingle, "An Awaited Transformation," from Letter to the Three Scabby Granddads
 * 26) "Who Is Your Milky Boy? - Guest Preacher Danny Temberelli," from Jamantha Soupdrink to the Carolinians and their Filthy Youth
 * 27) Jean Eye Joe, "Oh, Poor Dennis!," from Law of the Holy Houses
 * 28) "The Boat That Went To Hell - Guest Preacher Marcus Parks," from Letter from the FUCK YOU Book to the Mother of FUCKERS You SHIT
 * 29) Tuhleedoze Asshole, "The Chimera's Nest," from Tome of Slick, Slick Goobers
 * 30) Stripnob Nobman, "Magic Mary and Freddie Fox Go To Magic Town - Guest Preacher Katie Hartman," from Psalms of Saint Brandon of Brandonaughts
 * 31) "Rugged Boy Fancy Kit," from Letter from Tugging Roy to Roy's Squeezy Sucking Tit
 * 32) Equus McSinner, "The Horseman, Or: Stay Uninvolved," from Book of Holy Beasts
 * 33) "Pretty Machines," from Gospel of Slim Shirts and Juicy Flirts: The Word According to Garp
 * 34) Cleanears Fingernail, "The Pilot"
 * 35) Churnsly, "The Unruly Teen's Display"
 * 36) Ricky Toyota, "Hard At Work"
 * 37) Sweetcorn Hotcorn, "The Boys Open"
 * 38) Tennishands Glassboy, "The Realtor"
 * 39) Gripper the Ascetic, "The Book Of Melody - Guest Preacher Jackie Zebrowski," from Book of Melody
 * 40) Patrick Neil Harris, "Brothers," from Book of Bruised Brandons
 * 41) The Sex Clown, "The Bird That Learned About Weekends," from Book of Meat Rot
 * 42) Softpalm Graduate, "A Thunderstorm In There," from Letters of Real Dogs
 * 43) Sylvas Scrimshaw, "An Intruder Intrudes," from Erotic Diaries of Randy
 * 44) Hungry Grippers United, "Gone And Still Here," from Book of Hams, Hams, Hams
 * 45) The Good People at Cro-Croa, "It's My Right," from Goshdarn TV Guide
 * 46) Filthy Greg, "The Mathematics Of Grocery Stores"
 * 47) "We Wish You Were A Worm," from Book of Slurp, Slurp, Grin, Grin
 * 48) Fourmouths Gaping, "Overheard At The Party," from Book of Bulging Drawers
 * 49) Your Dad Probably, "Farm Fresh - Guest Preacher Jared Logan," from Book of Fellas
 * 50) Paper Jack Writer, "The Son Of God Dies from Multiple Stab Wounds," from Lamentations of Bruno S
 * 51) Twoham Parsons, "The House Of Crispo Part 1," from Book of Tots and Tot Secrets
 * 52) Twoham Parsons, "The House Of Crispo Part 2," from Book of Tots and Tot Secrets
 * 53) Coney Danza, "The Wind," from Book of Abandoned Tots
 * 54) "Heart Of Worms," from Letters from Gruntster O'Glover to the Capitalists
 * 55) Begotten Not Written by The Story, "Ghosts Are Hazy Life," from Healthy Drip from the Jug of Story Pure
 * 56) In the Memory of the Idiot Purkley Katzman, "More More More More More More More Short Stories," from Book of More More More
 * 57) "The Bear Musician - Guest Preacher Marcus Parks," from Book of Aimless Sons and Thoughtful Boys
 * 58) Glorantina Mans-Laughter, "New York City Girl," from Book of Frothy Milk's Special Secrets
 * 59) Slurps, "The Ballad Of Prepsa," from Book of Uh Ohs
 * 60) Winterfresh Puresley, "They Made A Strange Love - Guest Preacher Joe Pera," from Book of Cro Croa Honest
 * 61) Flies, "Flies!," from Book of Flies!
 * 62) Lee Tommy Jones, "The Interceptor Part I," from Scroll of Yearning Tots
 * 63) Lee Tommy Jones, "The Interceptor Part II," from Book of Yearning Tots
 * 64) The Third Sermon of Cardinal Larson: Cardinal Larson from "Quick and Furious"
 * 65) Gnawing Jockstrap, "Goodbye Hirsutaline," from Book of Visibly Upset
 * 66) Gaggles Turkeymen, "The New Consciousness from Town"
 * 67) Burg R. King, "Hoofs and Feet," from Book of Charbroiled Patties
 * 68) "When You Watch Me," from A Real Loose One Slipping from the Unholy Bowel of Story
 * 69) Dickhead Ryan, "Fun Boy Limited party Travel Number One," from Tome of Tommy Two-Tome
 * 70) The Idea of Capitalism Itself, "Iron Churnsly - Guest Preacher Jake Young," from Book of Biological Goobers
 * 71) Wikipedia Coleslaw, "The Smallest Beetle, OR: Brutal Beetle Beatdown Part 1 - Guest Preacher Jackie Zebrowski," from Quarterly Magazine of Story
 * 72) Wikipedia Coleslaw, "The Smallest Beetle, OR: Brutal Beetle Beatdown Part 2 - Guest Preacher Jackie Zebrowskil," from Quarterly Magazine of Story
 * 73) The Sisters Grin, "Grunster and the Gruntmunks," from Cookbook of Fabled Meats
 * 74) Chest Rappaport, "Goats and Sheep," from Book of Not Revelations
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 * 1) Silvercup Waterhead, "Burying"
 * 2) P. Lane Crash, "After The Attack," from The Songs of Greasy Greg
 * 3) "There When You Need Me," from Crockpot of My Uncle's Wife: A Gummy Stew Made By My Uncle's Wife
 * 4) Three Out Of Four Dentists, "How Do You Torture It? - Guest Preacher Ashley Brooke Roberts," from Book of Sexy Photographs
 * 5) Lou East Guzman, "The Famous Man - Guest Preacher Jackie Zebrowski"
 * 6) Crans Boyman, "The Auction"
 * 7) Scabs Rubbertug, "Last Impressions - Guest Preacher Henry Zebrowski," from Book of Hefty Gunk
 * 8) Mama Ham, "Come On Ride A Train," from Book of Chew Chews
 * 9) Hogs T. T. Eucharist, "The Object Therapist - Guest Preacher Katie Hartman," from Book of Inanimate Tenderness
 * 10) Leeann Nissan, "Cardinal Ed Larson in 'Took'd'," from Book of Schindler's Hits
 * 11) You If You Want, "The Swollen Mouth of Family," from Book of Sick Vape Tricks
 * 12) Geese And Geese Alone, "He Thinks He's Sklorripu - Guest Preacher Holden McNeely," from Tome of Brooding Lilith
 * 13) Tumble Twins Ltd., "The Passage of Memory"
 * 14) Probably Just One Person, "The Forgotten Man," from A Book
 * 15) Turkey Baster, "Family Union"
 * 16) Dontgrab Jonathon, "Maps of the North"
 * 17) Glisten E. Hogrub, "Hot Pics Wedding Rings OK - Guest Chaplain Jackie Zebrowski," from Words 4,653
 * 18) Purkley Katzman, "More More More Christmas Heresies," from Book of More More More
 * 19) 2Sweet Glop Glop Sniff Sniff the Elder, "Dick Dvorak Bowls a Perfect Game"
 * 20) Two Children in a Trench Coat, "Little Brother - Special Guest Clergy Ben Kissel," from The Tome of Gruder's Ink
 * 21) The Carpenters, "Their Unholy Spirit - Special Guest Clergy Ben Kissel," from Lost B-side
 * 22) Secretary of the Interior Stanley K. Hathaway, "The Replacement - Special Guest Clergy Ben Kissel"
 * 23) "The Wandering Narrator," from The Buttery Pouch of Story
 * 24) Stink Butternut, "The Dreamt City"
 * 25) Scratch Tillet Hatches, "It Will Last Forever"
 * 26) "The Perfect Man" from The Heartland of the Story
 * 27) Brother Reid, Sister Callista, Pastor Andrew, "Are You Afraid of the Story?"
 * 28) Boo T. Pajamatwins, "Good Night My Love - Guest Preacher Marcus Parks, featuring Jackie Zebrowski" from Book of Fresh Tots
 * 29) Rugsniff Pleaseman, "Yuck Yuck in My Mouth for a Dollar" from Book of Ha Ha
 * 30) Pants, "I Seen Locusts Out Back"
 * 31) Aunt Teekmall, "The Recovered Diary"
 * 32) Slick Bad Boys, "Cardinal Larson in 'The Night of the Historical Jesus'," from Book of Slick Bad Boys
 * 33) One Tadpole Per Letter, "The First Photo of God - Guest Preacher Elliott Friesen," from Lil' Book of Big Government
 * 34) Four Dogs Working Together, "The Grief Market - Guest Preacher Jackie Zebrowski," from The Book of People Named Conrad
 * 35) Tie Yourshoes, "And America Makes Two!" from Prequel to "The Recovered Diary"
 * 36) Brother Reid, Devon, Pastor Andrew, "Are You Afraid of the Story: Aliens"
 * 37) The Grand Epic, the Exegesis of Liquids, the Psalm to End All Psalms: "Lil Sips"
 * 38) Restful Terrence, "A Guided Meditation"
 * 39) "The Book of Keith - Guest Preacher Danny Tamberelli," from The Book of Story
 * 40) Suds Wrinkletip, "The Voluntary Heart," from The Story Blog (www.storyblog.com/storyblog)
 * 41) A Mean Gym Teacher, "Fax Cover Sheet"
 * 42) Samuel Mark Clemens, "The Adventures of Chalmsberry Grib"
 * 43) Boo T. Pajamatwins, "Good Night My Love 2 - Guest Preacher Marcus Parks, Featuring Jackie Zebrowski," from Book of Fresh Tots
 * 44) Boo T. Pajamatwins, "Good Night My Love 3 - Guest Chaplain Jackie Zebrowski, Featuring Marcus Parks," from Book of Fresh Tots
 * 45) Plops Roughman, "Immortal Forgotten Words," from Book of Rough Plops
 * 46) Abraham Kevin Lincoln, "It Was a Saturday Morning When Arthur Kurtz Came to the Terrible Realization the Day's Obligations Were Far More Complicated Than Anticipated"
 * 47) A. Neighborhood Pharmacist, "Goodbye Pork Pie Hat"
 * 48) Purkley Katzman, "More More More More MORE Stories," from Book of Five Stories
 * 49) Brenda Goodtime, "You're Gonna Touch My Hand," from Book of Hot Palms
 * 50) A Jaunty Hat, "The Age of Wind Power: A Brief History of the Origins of the Empire's Second Industrial Revolution - Guest Chaplain Jacki Zembrowski," from Boat Book: The Book About Boats
 * 51) Call An Ambulance, "The Soft Opening of Maison de Dieu"
 * 52) Sister Callista, Brother Reid, "Are You Afraid of The Story: Spooky Monsters"
 * 53) Slurrrrps, "A Job At Cro-Croa," from Gospel of Hugging
 * 54) Pickup Rick, "Bad Bad Big Willy - Guest Preacher Chris Fairbanks," from Stories Adjacent to Pickup Trucks
 * 55) Sudsy Palmleather, "The Anointing - Guest Preacher Henry Zebrowski," from Book of Drips, Drops, and Dungarees
 * 56) Boy Party 1997, "Egon wins the Lottery"
 * 57) The Brothers in Beef, "Wet Dog Smell - Guest Preacher Joe Pera," from Book of Bath Time Pups